office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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