i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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