The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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