I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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