the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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