My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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