Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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