I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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