i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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