bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
