The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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