The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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