So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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