this beer tastes like vomit already
she looked like the before picture.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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