What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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