Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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