If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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