so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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