He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So much Jack, so little girl.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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