So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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