Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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