doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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