I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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