Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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