White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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