Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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