handjob tips. give me some.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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