Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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