Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Randomize
