No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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