Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
