LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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