Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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