Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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