At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The Olympian is in my bed
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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