They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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