The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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