So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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