So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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