Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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