super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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