I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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