seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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