I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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