I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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