How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Mom said you looked used
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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