What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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