I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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