She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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