quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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