Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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