I feel like abortions should bother me more
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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