I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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