Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
