what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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