YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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