I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize